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A private room
for traders who are
actually trading.

Kinetic is 50 seats. Capped for life. It's where I post every trade I take, every thesis I'm building, and where the best traders I know share theirs. No bots. No hype-posters. No recycled TA. Just people with positions.

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SEATS FILLED · LIFETIME CAPPED
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◈ Inside The Desk

What you actually get when you join.

CORE

Live Trade Channel

Every trade I take, posted in real-time with entries, stops, and size. Exits posted the moment they happen. 142+ trades posted in 2025 so far. Nothing is backfilled, nothing is edited.

DAILY

Curated Watchlists

Three daily lists — majors, alts, and memes — with context on what I'm watching and why, every morning.

WEEKLY

Voice Calls

90-minute Discord voice every Sunday. Macro, narratives rotating into next week, and trade reviews. Recorded for replay.

ACCESS

Direct DM Access

DMs to me and all 49 members. Most of the sharpest takes happen in DMs, not the main channel.

ALPHA

Research Drops

Deep-dive docs on protocols I'm about to cover publicly — members see them a full week early.

FLOW

Onchain Flow Bot

Custom bot tracking 40+ wallets worth following. Notifies the channel when they move size.

LIVE

Member-Only Streams

Monthly invite-only streams. Guest traders, AMAs, and live trading sessions recorded for the archive.

PERKS

Partner Discounts

Fee rebates, API credits, and early access on the tools the Desk uses daily. Rotating monthly.

◈ Sample Trade Feed

This is what the channel looks like.

Four actual posts from the last two weeks. Names redacted but the trades are real and verifiable on chain.

APR 14 · 09:42 UTC CLOSED · WIN
HYPE / USD

LONG entry at $32.10. Thesis: pre-unlock fade, unusual funding, airdrop hype faded, OI reset Friday looked like cleanup before a move up.

ENTRY
$32.10
EXIT
$39.30
SIZE
2.5%
PNL
+22.4%
APR 11 · 14:18 UTC OPEN
ETH / BTC

LONG ratio trade. Thesis: ETF approval + ETH/BTC oversold. Patient trade, sized small, scaling in on weakness. Stop below 0.048.

ENTRY
0.0502
MARK
0.0518
SIZE
4.0%
PNL
+3.2%
APR 09 · 02:01 UTC CLOSED · LOSS
PEPE / USD

LONG on the dip. Hit stop in 6 hours. Wrote up why it failed — wrong vol regime, entry was too early. Posting losers is non-negotiable.

ENTRY
$0.0000190
EXIT
$0.0000172
SIZE
1.5%
PNL
-9.4%
APR 05 · 19:33 UTC CLOSED · WIN
SOL / USD

SHORT perp swing. Thesis: funding went extremely positive, memecoin volume topping, local distribution. Covered at the retest of range.

ENTRY
$258.20
EXIT
$241.80
SIZE
3.0%
PNL
+6.3%
◈ Members

Don't take my word. Take theirs.

"01

I paid for lifetime and made it back in six weeks. But honestly? The best part is the people. Everyone here is actually running size.

@ONCHAIN_MIKE SEAT #08
"02

I was in three other paid groups before this. Cancelled all of them. This is the only one where people actually post trades with size and stops.

@AYO.ETH SEAT #14
"03

The Sunday calls alone are worth it. Macro view + what's rotating + actually watching him trade. I learn more in 90 min than a year of YouTube.

@SHIPPER_SOL SEAT #21
◈ Pricing

One price. Lifetime access.

I deliberately don't run a monthly model. Monthly groups reward creators for churn, not for signal quality. I want members who are committed, and I want my time freed up to actually trade.

Once we hit 50 seats, the door closes. The only way in after that is if someone leaves — and nobody has.

▸ 30-DAY FIT GUARANTEE. If the Desk isn't what you thought, refund. No interrogation, no "are you sure". Send a DM and you're out.
LIFETIME SEAT

The Desk —
Kinetic Group

$2,400
ONE TIME
NO RECURRING
  • Live trade Discord channel
  • Weekly 90-min voice calls
  • Daily curated watchlists
  • DM access to 49 members + me
  • Onchain flow bot
  • Member-only streams
  • Partner discounts & perks
  • Locked at this price forever
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◈ FAQ

Common questions.

Why cap at 50?

Because above 50, a private group becomes a public one. I can't know every member's name, trading style, and positioning if there are 500 people. I want the Desk to feel like a group DM of people who actually know each other, and that has an upper bound.

Why an application instead of just checkout?

Two reasons. One, I want to know you're a real trader — any size, it's not about being huge, it's about being serious. Two, if I don't think the Desk will serve you, I'd rather say no than take the money and have you churn at 30 days.

Do you give signals?

No, and anyone who tells you they do is selling you on a fantasy. I post my own trades — entries, stops, exits, size — and explain why. You're welcome to copy them, ignore them, or argue with them. That's on you.

What if I'm a beginner?

Then the Desk is probably wrong for you right now. Go watch the free YouTube content, trade small, survive a full cycle, come back when you've been through something. I'll still be here.

What's the refund policy?

30 days, full refund, no questions. After that, no refunds — partly because you've seen 30 days of trade posts by then, which is enough time to know if it's for you.

How do I get in after 50 seats?

Waitlist. If a member leaves (it's happened twice in 3 years), the next waitlist person gets the offer at the current price. I don't raise prices on new members — everyone pays the same.